My ego is bigger than...you know...my IKEA couch.

So, today I'm really not into writing like, an actual paragraph of interesting information. That assumes, however, that what I normally write is a paragraph of interesting information which therefore means that I'm pretty egotistical.

Anyhoo.

Today at work I told a girl on my team, "I am not the decider on that project". She walked away and I realized I just made a Dubya comment. Then, I threw up in my mouth a little.

Speaking of work, isn’t it sad, the jokes that occur at work that are so lame, that no one else outside your office would find funny, but you find completely hilarious? Today, for example, some of us were chatting and bullshitting about a project we're working on when one coworker joked: “Will mitigate risks for food!” Yeah it’s really not funny. But, if you were in my office, you’d be LOLing profusely like we were at that gem. It's also funny when someone tries to make the joke even FUNNIER, but don't realize that they can't and the moment has already passed. Like when someone else said, "Yeah hahahha will trade milestone decisions for food!" Then its like, moment of uncomfortable silence and the obligatory fake laughs, and then someone says, "Anyhow...". Yeah, thats always funny.

Isn't it funny how I never talk about work much anymore on my blog. I'm sure everyone remembers when I had my job in Georgetown where I would literally blog all day and talk about how many games of solitaire I won. Man. I haven't played solitaire since I left that place. I feel like because I work for the government I really shouldn't blog about it...you know me, Model Citizen and all. Since I took the day off tomorrow, maybe I'll check out good ol' solitaire again and see if I've got any mad skillz left. Cause I was really gettin good there for a while. Whoops, there's that big ego again.

Hilarious, cause everyone knows its Scott with the big ego, not me!

(Just checking to see if he's actually reading my blog posts or just ignoring those nifty RSS feeds...)

Statement about his ego tho still stands.