Muh new ride!

Folks, some sad news. Blueberry is no more. She was traded in yesterday for a pretty new car, in the interim named Silverberry. As to why I bought a gas guzzler, I don't know. I haven't figured it out myself yet, but look how cute it is, and its turbo! I will seriously plow the fuck over those green reflective "caution, children at play" signs parents put in the street when they are too fucking lazy to watch their own kids. I HATE THOSE. Anyhow, here she is (oh ya its a Volkswagen Tiguan, I love that good German engineering)

1. Silverberry's Butt


2. Side A


3. Side B

STRAIGHT HAX0R3d

I STRAIGHT HAXORED YOUR BLOG.

lOVE Sc(())TTY!

Two Months Later...

Yeah, I'm back. I actually forgot I had a blog for a while there. These are the things that happen when you work too much. And if anyone ever visits here again - you'll get a few pics from the last couple weeks to hopefully make up for it. I swear...I'll try harder. I will. I should first explain that over President's Day weekend we headed up to NYC to enjoy some time without the dog, away from the state of Virginia, just bummin around. Of course, when I travel I have a knack for taking no more than like, 5 photos the entire time, as I did this time around, but here they are. Let me say - don't do a weekend getaway in NYC in the winter. Just a dumb idea. However, it resulted in a very justifiable reason to keep ducking into bars to warm up with drinks...about every 2 blocks or so.

Pic 1: This is where the Money is made!



Pic 2: Me mowing the infamous Corned Beef at the infamous Carnegie Deli. Damn, now I want one right now.



Pic 3: That Statue - so tiny!



Pic 4: Not NYC - a picture of the end of our road (the GW Parkway) all covered in snow and pretty last weekend



That is about it. Not bad, eh? Today I'm heading out to do some outlet shopping in Leesburg - where there is both a Burberry and Kate Spade outlet. You can bet I'll be spending too much today. I think that's what money is for though.

A photo extravaganza

Well not really but I got some fun photos that someone may appreciate (though, I may have lost most of my readers due to my extend absence). Oh well. I like them, so I will post them. Screw y'all.

First, some old stuff:

1. Christmas tree @ Capitol with the Capitol dome in the background



2. Cooper in his sweet Old Navy parka



3. My younger sis doing what she does best...texting



And now, a few new ones. This afternoon it was quite nice out so we took Cooper to a park right down the street:

4. Coop and Daddy



5. Coop and Mommy



6. Coop meeting a pony!!!

New Years Eve Pix

Just a handful of photos will show you what happened on New Year's Eve...we got friggin drunk. That's what happens when you arrive at an all-you-can-drink event with only 3 hours left to drink...

1. Made dinner at the house, to include wine...and more wine...so soon after we arrived at our destination, we were a little rowdy



2. As were our friends, Brian and Amanda



3. Cappy & Cokes + shots = idiot



4. Shots in plastic champagne glasses? Yep. Build tower.

2008, what what

Well, today is day uno of 2008 and I've spent most of it in bed due to the fact that I had about 12 too many cappy & cokes last night as well as the harshest shots of washington apple I've ever drank. Didn't stop me from having about 3 or 4 of them though, oh no siree bob. So instead of getting work done today like I was supposed to do and avoid having my ass reamed out tomorrow at work, I laid in bed, read gossip websites, and then we watched Ratatouille on blu-ray. Man, awesome quality and a very cute movie. Those blu-ray discs are expensive though! Yikes! Worth it though.

Anyhoo...I've got a number of pics to post from the holidays back in Ohio as well as from last night (those ones are def. amusing) but I'll do that tomorrow. I'm finally starting to do work...at 10pm...so I figure I better get back to it since I wake up for work at 6:20 am.

Happy 08 to all, and to all, a good night!

New camera, new photos!

So, I got a new digital camera for xmas from muh Scotty and I thought I would start off "v2" of my blog with some fabulous photos! Well they're kinda lame but enjoy them and shut the hell up.

Our tree:


Cooper eating presents:


More to come. We're heading to DC tonight to hopefully take in the lights of the Capitol tree so I'll be supplying more pics. Yeah boi!

There goes that idea...

So we've got a number of HOV lanes around here and of course, since I'm lone commuter to work, I never get the benefit of driving in them. I've always wondered if people put dummys in their car to use the lanes. Guess so. Guess I won't be trying it either unless I feel like getting a hefty ticket. I bet you anything people around here do this and don't get caught.

From article: "In the passenger seat was the pale head of a mannequin stuffed in a sweatshirt and wearing a hat. The usually white, Styrofoam head had been painted beige to give it a more lifelike appearance. On the head was a baseball hat tilted toward the driver."

Da Hillz

Here's a pretty funny parody of Justin Bobby and Audrina on the Hills done by James Franco and Mila Kunis. Perfect. Since we all know the show is like, totally fake.

Gotta admit they did pretty good with that one hahahhaha.