According to Rachael Ray...

...anchovies taste like "salty nuts".

Um? I somehow doubt this. In fact, I know this isn't true because I have anchovy paste in my fridge and it tastes like shit. So, correct statement is, "anchovies taste like pasty shit".



P.S. - Fricking awesome work so far on the Melly Libs. I am LOLing profusely. Keep them coming.