I had a cop threaten to give me a jaywalking ticket today. I was literally shocked. Shocked. Even more so when I came home and read that about a mile down the road from where the cop stopped me there was a random double murder (shooting) just a few days ago which goes unsolved.
Why the damn hell is your fat ass threatening non-murdering residents with a jaywalking ticket?!?!??! Here's an idea--LOOK FOR THE CRIMINAL STILL RUNNING AROUND!
I am buying pepper spray tomorrow. And using the crosswalk.
Fucker.
Thursday, April 19, 2007
Tax dollars wisely spent
Posted by MellyDoodle at 4:13 PM
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3 comments:
LOL!
speaking of pepperspray, I wonder if that stuff tastes any good, like on wigs and shit.
wigs or any other head apparatus for that matter.
I meant wings damnit...hmmm, and if it tastes good, i wonder if I can get a ranch spray too - think of how convenient it would be! always prepared for delicious meals of chicken!
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