ATTENTION ALL: THE FIRST ANNUAL "LE CONTEST DE POETRY" OF "LE BLOG DE MELLYDOODLE" HAS COMMENCED.
There will be one, and ONLY ONE, winner. I request that between now (12:26 am on Tuesday...Wednesday?) and Sunday at 5:00 pm EST you post your best piece of poetry as a comment. There are NO RULES. You may:
-use profanity. in fact, you may get extra points for it, especially if it rhymes.
-use any format you want, whether haiku or iambic pentameter or some shit you made up. not like i'm gonna research it.
-trash talk anyone and even use their name. i do not sue. though i do know a lot of people in law school.
-confess your deepest, darkest secrets. in fact, you SHOULD do this.
I will come up with my own points system. It will not be statistically valid nor reliable. If I laugh, a lot, you will probably get a lot of points. This is not the time for sappy crappy stuff. Pretend that you are a funny version of Carrot Top.
Readers-----start your submissions!!
I swear if no one posts anything I will freak the fuck out.
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
Le contest de poetry
Posted by MellyDoodle at 11:25 PM
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Game on. I'll start writing soon. Limit one submission per blog reader??
~Amber
I cannot wait, hmmmm, what to drink to get the creative juices flowing?
I will take more than one submission, for sure. The more the better in fact.
Hmmm...poetry...sounds like a bottle of champagne is in order?
Were you drunk or sober when you concocted the idea for this contest?
Hm well it was after like 3 margaritas but I wasn't drunk. Damien also had a hand in this so I really shouldn't get all the credit!!!!
COME ON PEOPLE. WRITE SOME DAMNED POETRY! OR A LONG RUN-ON SENTENCE!
Damien eh? He must be one intelligent fellow!
what the hell?
lol
i'm not creative like this but maybe I can get hayden to come up with something.. he rhymes much better than I
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